Are you sitting down? You should sit down. Because you’re about to quaff a liquid that’ll change the way you think about how good beer can look, smell and taste. Introducing Phat Grasshopper, a mint-y, chocolate-y, milkshake-y pale ale infused with just enough lactose, cocoa nibs and mint leaves to leave you scratching your head and drooling for more.

Legend has it, Smuttlabs head brewer, Charlie traded his black lab, Willie to a mysterious stranger one foggy morning in exchange for a load of magic coffee beans. He then took those beans and brewed a coffee porter which sprouted into a deep, dark, delicious monster we affectionately call Magic Beans Coffee Porter. Of course, Willie ran away from the stranger and made his way back to the brewhouse for yum-yum time.

Occasionally, everyone needs to put their cares aside for a bit and let the music move you. Well, Shake Whatcha Mama Gave Ya is just the Milkshake IPA to help make that happen. A whirlwind of tropical hop character with notes of melon and strawberries will be dancing on your tongue while the smooth, creamy mouthfeel of the lactose will entice you to slip into your best Electric Slide or Funky Chicken. Whatever your preferred groove, Shake Whatcha Mama Gave Ya will get your mind groovin’ and your hips shakin’.

Peanut butter and chocolate fans have united and demanded this delicious and, dare we say it, irresistible flavor combo. This stout has rich notes of peanut butter and chocolate, with a mild undertone of toasted coffee.